To the guy who invented the Number Zero, 

– Thanks for nothing.

What did the turkey say on Thanksgiving? 

– Quack Quack.

After all of the leftovers from Thanksgiving, I had to check myself into rehab.

– I couldn’t quit cold turkey…

Q: How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?

A: Only one, but you have to really squeeze him in there.

Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?

A: Because they saw the turkeys dressing.

For the 90’s kids, I am going to let that Cranberries joke linger… 

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